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quotes[0]='To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. <i> - Douglas Adams</i>'

quotes[1]='For the millions of us who live glued to computer keyboards at work and TV monitors at home, food may be more than entertainment. It may be the only sensual experience left. <i> - Barbara Ehrenreich</i>'

quotes[2]='Food is our common ground, our universal experience. <i> - James Beard</i>'

quotes[3]='Food is the most primitive form of comfort. <i> - Sheilah Graham</i>'

quotes[4]='Make (food) simple and let things taste of what they are. <i> - Curnonsky (Maurice Edmond Sailland)</i>'

quotes[5]='A dinner lubricates business. <i> - Lord William Stowell</i>'

quotes[6]='I like rice. Rice is great if you\'re hungry and want 2000 of something. <i> - Mitch Hedburg</i>'

quotes[7]='Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. <i> - Garrison Keillor</i>'

quotes[8]='As a child my family\'s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. <i> - Buddy Hackett</i>'

quotes[9]='One of the very nice things in life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. <i> - Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright</i>'

quotes[10]='Worries go down better with soup. <i> - Jewish Proverb</i>'

quotes[11]='We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavours and furniture polish is made from real lemons. <i> - Alfred E. Newman</i>'

quotes[12]='Rice is born in water and must die in wine. <i> - Italian Proverb</i>'

quotes[13]='We load up on oat bran in the morning so we\'ll live forever. Then we spend the rest of the day living like there\'s no tomorrow. <i> - Lee Iacocca</i>'

quotes[14]='Condensed milk is wonderful. I don\'t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. <i> - Fred Allen</i>'

quotes[15]='The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. <i> - Calvin Trillin</i>'

quotes[16]='Strawberries are the angels of the earth, innocent and sweet with green leafy wings reaching heavenward. <i> - Jasmine Heiler</i>'

quotes[17]='Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. <i> - Harriet Van Horne</i>'

quotes[18]='A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will\'s freedom after it. <i> - Aldous Huxley</i>'

quotes[19]='There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. <i> - Rodger Staubach</i>'

quotes[20]='Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends. <i> - Walt Disney</i>'

quotes[21]='The quality of our work depends on the quality of our people. <i> - Unknown</i>'

quotes[22]='You\'ll never have a product or price advantage again. They can be easily duplicated, but a strong customer service culture can\'t be copied. <i> - Jerry Fritz</i>'

quotes[23]='A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. <i> - James Beard</i>'

quotes[24]='I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962. <i> - Rita Rudner</i>'

quotes[25]='My tongue is smiling. <i> - Abigail Trillin</i>'

quotes[26]='Give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me. <i> - Proverbs 30:8</i>'

quotes[27]='Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks. <i> - Lin Yutang</i>'

quotes[28]='To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art. <i> - Francois de la Rochefoucauld</i>'



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